Total Medals Earned: 113 (From 17 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,195 Points
Medals Earned: 8/10 (40/50 points)
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Medals Earned: 13/100 (170/2,000 points)
02 - Choose any incorrect option with Annie the Mermaid
02 - Escape the Mario pipe
01 - Eat kid
02 - Get eaten by a robo-fish
00E - Use a continue
01 - Execute a dash move (shoulder block or jump kick)
01 - Defeat Beardy Barrel
02 - Defeat Jaws
01 - Hit beardy barrel with a barrel
01 - Use Rage move on level 1
02 - Eat at least 50 enemies
01 - Defeat boss
07 - Get Machine Gun
05 - Pick up an extra balloon
00B - Use level select
04 - Get the map
07 - Get Flame Gun
03 - Let Urban Champ guy punch you
04 - Stab a Bob-Omb
06 - Get hit by a laser
07 - Get Lemmings Gun
02 - Choose wisely with Annie the Mermaid
03 - Execute the Fatality move
07 - Kill showering guy
07 - Get Spread Gun
04 - Get the compass
08 - Watch Little Mac win in 3rd round by decision
04 - Block an Octorock's projectile rock with your shield
00F - Watch abobo get sawed to death on continue screen
07 - Use Rage move on level 7
05 - Bonk Amazon on the head before he spits slime blobs at you
05 - Use Rage move on Level 5
04 - Kill all the flurries in the lion key room
05 - Use a chair on the Amazon
07 - Break out of ice after being frozen
06 - Use Rage move on level 6
00A - Watch full intro rising up to main menu
03 - Wait long enough for a cop car to drive by
00D - Watch the whole intro where Aboboy is kidnapped
05 - Do each of your slam moves at least once in the match
04 - Regain your throwing sword or throwing beef after losing it
08 - Use Rage move on level 8
04 - Push a not-so-secret block
05 - Bonk Reaper on head before he summons mini-reapers
05 - Avoid mini-reapers without getting hit by them
05 - Jump off the top rope
07 - Kill Robocop
04 - Get turned into a snail
00C - Click our donate button & consider showing your support
04 - Use Rage move on Level 4
07 - Use the Contra Code properly
02 - Use Rage move on level 2
04 - Get the ladder
01 - Throw kid body
05 - Defeat the Amazon with your Rage move
04 - Clear 20 rooms of all enemies
02 - Defeat Big Daddy Boss
05 - Use all four chairs on the Amazon
04 - Kill Aquamentus
01 - Knock boss off conveyer belt
01 - Punt Donkey Kong Jr.
07 - Destroy Krangby
08 - Knock down Little Mac twice in round 1
04 - Kill Manhandla
06 - Defeat Megabobo
04 - Get the beef
04 - Survive after being inflated by Dig Dug
06 - Defeat Robobobo
07 - Defeat Krang
05 - Survive the Balloon Fight level without dying once
07 - Kill giant Kirby
08 - Defeat Little Mac in round 1
04 - Beat Boss (without beef)
06 - Pick up an extra life
08 - Put on the Power Glove and defeat Little Mac
04 - Beat Boss (with beef)
06 - Survive Megabobo level without dying once
07 - Survive first Contrabobo level without dying once
07 - Survive second Contrabobo level without dying once
05 - Survive the Balloon Fight level without being hit
07 - Survive both Contrabobo levels without dying once
08 - Defeat Little Mac without being knocked down at all
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/55 points)
"But still, your worst day with nine women, pretty much better than any other day."
"They could drown an army in an ocean of blood... and also kiss."
Medals Earned: 3/17 (15/385 points)
Jump out
Go to the next floor without harming any enemies
Reach Floor 10
Kill a carrot before it explodes
Complete a room at 10% of your max health or less
Reach Floor 20
Reach Floor 30
Reach Floor 40
Reach Floor 50
Jump out 10 times in one run
Reach a Max HP of 500 or more
Beat the game in 45 minutes or less
Beat the game
Jump out and climb back up again from the bottom after killing the CEO
Kill 300 enemies in a run
Have 50.000 Fruity Bucks on you
Buy the Glock 17 9mm
Medals Earned: 11/49 (60/635 points)
Pull Faldor Orangebeard
Pull Herman
Pull Ryan
Pull Officer Jim
Pull Sato
Pull Fish
Pull King Harold
Slay a slime
Slay a pink slime
Slay a dunkie
Slay an iced dunkie
Pull Steve
Pull Bunny Boy
Pull Rookie Ross
Pull Sally
Pull Kelly
Get Marvin
Pull Trader Bob
Pull Castle Guard
Pull Nina
Pull Raavek
Pull Lemon Boy
Pull Helen
Pull Sir Ribbit
Pull Queen Eve
Pull Bigfoot
Pull Yeti
Pull Moai
Pull Tina
Pull Sierra Mix
Pull Squidly
Pull Floridian Man
Pull Pit the Duck
Pull A Very Handsome Fella
Pull Mentor Lance
Pull Axolotl Wizard
Slay a rat
Slay an albino rat
Slay a red mushroom
Slay a mushroom
Slay a lobster
Slay a blue lobster
Pull 30 times in one run
Pull 100 times total
Get 10 followers at once
Pay your rent 30 times total
Pay a rent of 100,000
Lose 100 gacha friends
Get Evicted 3 times
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/200 points)
Get the first power up in the game
Finish the challenge room
Finish the demo by exiting through the portal
Explore all 26 rooms in the demo
Collect all 18 coins in the demo
Finish the demo without dying
Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/480 points)
Don't kill any traitors or cowards in Mission 1A.
[Career] Kill 50 enemies in Arena Mode.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Easy Difficulty
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Normal Difficulty
[Career] Kill 200 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 350 enemies in Arena Mode.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty
Find Jesus's hidden blade in Story Mode.
[Career] Kill 1000 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 2000 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 600 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 9001 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 5000 enemies in Arena Mode.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty without playing Hank.
[Career] Kill 53,594 enemies in Arena Mode (Pfffft Good Luck!)
Medals Earned: 7/25 (80/640 points)
Deflect at least 5 bullets at once using katana
Get 5x combo
Get 10x combo
Open the level editor
Open one of the official levels
Finish one of the levels
Complete "Borrowed Wheels"
Get 15x combo
Get 20x combo
Get 30x combo
Get 50x combo
Die 25 in one level
Deflect 13 bullets from one life
Complete "Bloodlust"
Complete "Bloody Density"
Complete "Killergift"
Complete "Murdspite"
Complete "Diviso"
Complete any level with the Chaser modifier
Complete any level with Realism modifier
Complete any level with Drunken modifier
Complete any level with Berserker modifier
Complete any level with Real Time modifier
Complete any level with all modifiers
Kill two enemies through two walls
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/195 points)
Somehow, by some miracle, start the game.
Finish the game having done every task.
Get EXTREMELY lucky and catch a super duper ultra mega rare fish.
Medals Earned: 6/12 (225/500 points)
Crush the Apache Helicopter
Crush the Mini-Helictopter
Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
Crush the Boeing 747
Crush the Airbus Beluga
Crush the Space Shuttle
Crush the Lear Jet
Crush the B-2 Spirit
Crush the B-52 Fortress
Crush the Concorde
Kill 15 Ducks
Crush 95 Sailing Yachts